gartenhead - Bronco Bill Lyrics

There was something about Bronco Bill that wasn't gonna last forever
The biggest man on the kitchen crew
Biggest man I'd ever seen
Had to have special clothing made
No one on the team spoke very much
But man, they hated Bill
I never really understood why
We lived in a trailer
On the far side of camp, except for Bill
Too big for our beds so the boss man threw him
In a shack down by the river
One night they were making plans
I wasn't sure what was gonna happen
But I had a feeling it was gonna send ol' Bill over the edge
Maybe they put a dead fish in his bed
Maybe they put a live lobster in his toilet
I slept up in the watchtower that night
Stirred awake by the sound of Bill's feet pounding ground
He got three of them that night but
Even for his size
He could never have taken them all
He could never have taken them all
He could never have taken them all so they
Wheeled his body down to the river