Jolly old St. Nicholas, Lean your ear this way
The POTUS really sucks right now, please make him go away
Take him someplace far from here, or maybe Guantanamo Bay?
Grab him by his bulging belt, and throw him in your sleigh
When the clock is striking 12, and when he's fast asleep
Throw a sac over his head, and drag away that creep
All his secret service men, pointing their big guns
Use your magic winter-breath and freeze their little buns
Wait one second, how about this?
Take him to the North Pole
Throw him in a cave somewhere and feed him to a troll