Welcome to Nebraska
We got corn and grain
We got everything you want
If you're boring and lame
We are the people that can hide
Amongst the fields of wheat
You want a beach that's sunny, honey?
This ain't the place to be
In Nebraska
Welcome to Nebraska
You won't find too many
Ta-ta-ta-ta-trees, trees
Winter's gonna make you freeze
Welcome to Nebraska
It's the same here everyday
I can tell you there's nothing to see
But who am I to say
If you have some allergies, girl
The dust will make you sneeze
They say this state's "The Good Life"
But I really disagree
In Nebraska
Welcome to Nebraska
See my, my, my tractor gleam
I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to Nebraska
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to live like an animal
When you pushing around the hay
If you've got a hunger for luxury
Won't get any here, you see
This might be the kind of life you want
But you better not think it's for me
In Nebraska
Welcome to Nebraska
You won't find too many
Ta-ta-ta-ta-trees, trees
Winter's gonna make you freeze
And you will find you never
Ever wanna come back (Suh!)
Back (Suh!)
Yeah, yeah
You know where you are?!
You in Nebraska, baby!
You're gonna cry!
Nebraska
Welcome to Nebraska
You won't find too many
Ta-ta-ta-ta-trees, trees
Nebraska
Welcome to Nebraska
See my, my, my tractor gleam
Nebraska
Welcome to Nebraska
You won't find too many
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!