Gage Tucker - MADDIE'S A FATTIE! Lyrics

(Maddie is such a fattie!)
Maddie, why are you so fat?
Maddie, why are you so big?
You're such a negative nancy
Or should I say, a negative fattie?
Fattie Maddie
Fattie Maddie
Fattie fattie
Maddie Maddie
You're a big fat whale
You come down like hail
What's that in the sky?
Is it a hot air balloon?
No, it's just fattie Maddie!
Thought it wasn't possible
To be as fat as you are
Guess I was wrong
You're built like a bong
And you're hor
Horizontally long
Fattie Maddie
Fattie Maddie
Fattie fattie
Maddie Maddie
You're a big fat whale
You come down like hail
What's that in the sky?
Is it a hot air balloon?
No, it's just fattie Maddie!
Are you 500 pounds?
1000 pounds?
Five,250 pounds?
I can't really tell
You're just really that large
You're"skinniness" isn't a mirage
You keep getting enlarged
Just go eat a damn salad!
Thought it wasn't possible
To be as fat as you are
Guess I was wrong
You're built like a bong
And you're horizontally long
Go eat a salad
Maybe an apple
Anything that will help
With your belly rolls
Please, I'm begging you
You're body produces heat
You're fatness just can't be beat
Thought it wasn't possible
To be as fat as you are
Guess I was wrong
You're built like a bong
And you're horizontally long
Fattie Maddie
Fattie Maddie
Fattie attie
Maddie Maddie
You're a big fat whale
You come down like hail
What's that in the sky?
Is it a hot air balloon?
No, it's just fattie Maddie!
Maddie, why are you so fat?
Maddie, why are you so big?
Maddie, why can't you just stop eating?