LADY ON MY MIND
I WAKE UP EACH MORNING WITH THAT LADY ON MY MIND
IT AIN'T FUNNY, CAUSE I HATE HER
SHE LOOKS LIKE A CREATURE TO ME
DISHEVELED HAIR AND SHE MOVES LIKE A BEAR
SHE CAN SHOUT LIKE A FLOCK OF PARROTS
SHE'S THE MISTRESS OF HER OWN WORLD
SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT
SHE KNOWS FUCKING EVERYTHING
COULD YOU LEAVE MY DREAMS?
COULD YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND?
I JUST MEAN WHAT I SAY, BUT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
I GO TO BED EACH EVENING WITH THAT LADY ON MY MIND
I CANNOT SLEEP, CAUSE I HATE HER
SHE SMELLS LIKE AN OLD WET DOG
AND WALKS LIKE A BIG FAT HOG
SHE'S THE SYMBOL OF ATTRACTION
(OF MY WORST NIGHTMARE)