The NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
Discovered in a zine in the back of a van
A guide to help us free our minds
Reduce our stress and fat behinds
And if you agree like me
That sweating is the key to sanctuary
Then busting out to your favourite band
Is the number one rule of the number plan
The NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
A way of living I understand
Don't delay, today's the day
Join the NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
It's not part of a government
Or linked to an establishment
Does not rely on bold cliches
Self help gurus saving days
It's PMA!
It's not PC!
It is about being yourself (here and now)
And the symbiotic energy
NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
A way of living I understand
Don't delay, today's the day
Join the NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN
NATIONAL SLAM DISASTER PLAN