I logged on to my favorite site
Where the warriors of the keyboard unite
Spreading memes and calling out fakes
Thinking it's all for goodness' sake
They sit on their thrones of tweets
In their virtual world, where reality meets
Thinking they're saving the day
But just pushing real heroes away
Oh, in the circle of hell they dwell
Thinking they're casting out demons from their social media cell
But in reality, they're just lost in the swell
Of their own egos, thinking they're doing so well
They type away, oh so fierce
Believing their words will make women's hearts pierce
But behind the screen, they're just alone
In their mom's basement, on their own
Living in a world of their own design
Where they're the heroes, so divine
But in reality, they're just stuck
In a never-ending cycle of bad luck
Oh, in the circle of hell they dwell
Thinking they're casting out demons from their social media cell
But in reality, they're just lost in the swell
Of their own egos, thinking they're doing so well
So let's raise a glass to the warriors of the screen
Lost in their own digital dream
May they find their way back to the light
And see the world beyond the fight
In a never-ending cycle of bad luck
Oh, in the circle of hell they dwell
Thinking they're casting out demons from their social media cell
But in reality, they're just lost in the swell
Of their own egos, thinking they're doing so well