[ Featuring Probably ]
First there was Brooke, always on her phone
Every fight with Anna was overblown
Julie loved her cat more than she loved me
Alaina was obsessed with astrology
Lily thought her Instagram was life
Monica just wanted to be somebody's wife
Mindy talked non-stop about her ex
Liz just laid there when we had sex
Twenty names on this heartbreak chain
But I know I'm not the one to blame
Someday the right one will come along
Maybe she's already in this song
Becca complained about everything
Amber hated it when I would sing
Vee wanted to be a gothic witch
Linda was simply a bitch
Nina was too busy for our dates
Laura stole all the food right off my plate
Fiona emptied out my bank account
And Kelly didn't want to put out
Twenty names on this heartbreak chain
But I know I'm not the one to blame
Someday the right one will come along
Maybe she's already in this song
All of Michelle's friends were kinda weird
Stef always complained about my beard
Kimber was as nice, as nice can be
That is, until she turned into a nazi
Twenty names on this heartbreak chain
But I know I'm not the one to blame
Someday the right one will come along
Maybe she's already in this song
Twenty names on this heartbreak chain
But I'm sure I'm not to blame
Maybe the right one will just come along
Maybe she's already in this song
Taylor might actually be the one
These last few months have been so much fun
But I'm not so sure, cos recently
She just wrote a song about me
Twenty names on this heartbreak chain
But I know I'm not the one to blame
Someday the right one will come along
Maybe she's already in this song
Maybe she has been here all along
