He had a good dream|Frolicking like a pony in his sleep|Through the fields of green|Rainbows, roses, butterfly nets||Woke up in the real world|And his mother called to tell him he sucks ass|Shitty job with no girl|Now he's wishing he just stayed in class||(chorus)|Mopping floors on aisle 4 |Was not what he had planned|All his friends come laugh at him|As he scrapes the grout |And empties out a garbage can||She gets THO|As she opens the door to buy some frozen peas|He sees her and knows|That he's got no chance with no degree||(repeat chorus)||Stay in school|Don't do drugs|Use a condom|And don't chew tobacco ||(repeat chorus)|