I met a girl so sweet and innocent|I called her up we went out for the night|It was worth every dollar that I spent|When we talked, she seemed just right||I thought she'd be long term material|I could see going all the way|Until she said you're waisting time, what's your deal?|Do me now, I don't have all day||(chorus)|It turns out I was number 44|Another number to add to her score|So much for picking out a ring|All she wanted was a one night fling|She'd screw anything ||I don't know how she got me to go home with her|I was wrong when I thought she was shy|I should've known when I saw the chains and leather|They freaked me out, but I gave it a try||She tied me up, yeah that was a little weird|Blindfolded and pushed to my knees|She went too far, that's exactly what I feared|I finished fast in case she had a disease||(repeat chorus)|