Frankie Cosmos - order anyway Lyrics

I've never been stood up before
But it feels sort of like everything
Every day i congratulate myself
On having feelings

Today i thought for a few minutes
That i was really a great person

I think i'll order anyway
I think i'll order anyway
Excuse me sir can i please have
A waffle and some scrambled eggs

I find a box of my poems
Im so sad for whats mixed in
I'll tell you later
We're out of swiffer

My i love you
But i dont know how to

Imaginary
Real
Dont want you to imagine when im right f*cking here

I think i'll order anyway
Excuse me sir can i please have
A waffle and
Some of your best scrambled eggs