Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now if you try to eat a guitar, you're not gonna get very far
And if you try to eat a bass, you're gonna get wood all over the place
Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now eating instruments you shouldn't try it, it happens to be a very bad diet
Consuming the music, passing the time, you'll be eating instruments until you die
Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Now eating instruments is bad, makes me wanna shout
Who even pondered this dumb idea, man what is this even about?
I wish I could stop all this madness, will it ever end?
The only thing I can do is say these words over again!
Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Don't eat instruments, don't eat instruments
Yeah Yeah Yeah