Stampede of space manatees
Hundred blubbering bodies
Morphing seas within seas
Convocation in the galaxy
Barreling our little vessel
In a wave of decibels
A malicious dynamo
The ghost of Geronimo
Blinded us; kickin' up dust
Blocking out the sun
Cracks of dismal glass
How long we gonna last?
A space cowboy
Knocks my vehicle opposite the ordeal
We could have keeled becoming a meal
Lasso phantasmo historical aesthetic
The western whirlwind givin' me a headache
Workin' this hellscape
The rustles of leather tassels harks to a boy in the park barking "paperlate"
Gun-slinging rate
Aim to sedate these
Pesky critters commotion
Work ethic locomotion
Hoedown of a wrangler
Gracious to this stranger
Chiseled looks and mighty mare
This interstellar rodeo is his lair
Yeehaw, will you look at that
The Space Cowboy is paddywack
Give the dog a bone, watch the tumbleweed blown
Spurs shine goin' snickersnack
Surprised my friend is a rat
The Celestial Sheriff's law
Heroic guffaw
Crash bam-a-lam cacophony
Throwdown of the damn century
This kerfuffle is planetary
Our most exciting amnesty
This moment flowed breathlessly
The outlaw brawler by side is destiny
Calm disposition ostensibly
Immediately lauded him ineffably
Both parties stranded: the Aisle of Plenty
We wanderers roaming the eternity
Nowhere else to turn and potential equity
We joined forces and set our courses hastily
He used his astral sleuth tracking senses
To determine an obscene gravity
An energy with disturbing density
The immensity made our collective spine freezy
In the face of this blithe, we knew we had to kick it into overdrive
To make a name for ourselves, we had to discover
That which blossoms and that which deprives