Douchebag For Your Love Video (MV)

For you, I'll grow a pencil-thin beard, put highlights in my hair
I'll wear a v-neck sweater with no shirt, I'll rock some under-arm outerwear
I'll give myself a spray tan, I'll keep my collar popped
I'm blasting out Dave Matthews Band in a Jeep that has no top

I'll be a douchebag for your love. Calling everybody brah while I'm giving out
Fist-bombs. I'll be a douchebag for your love
He's a douchebag, he's in love.

I'll get myself a tattoo, in Chinese it
Means love. But I don't speak Chinese, so I hope that
Is what my tattoo is of. I'll wear a guy-liner, go clubbing with my
Friends. I park across two spaces so no one scratches
My ten-year-old Mercedes Benz.

I'll be a douchebag for your love
Calling everybody brah while I'm giving out handshake hugs
Douchebag for your love. He's a douche, he's in love

I'm shirtless on my Facebook page, I'm doing shots of Jger, I'm a total douche
Nickelback is the greatest band, second only to John Mayer Trio
Chris Angel is totally chill. I love magic
And 9-11 was fake, yo bro it was like a missile
Wallet Chain Dane Cook Cocked Hat Flip Flop Sunglasses on the back of my head
While a reggae solo drops

Douchebag for your love

Wearing all my clothes too small, cause I think I'm wicked buff
I'll be a douchebag for your love
Calling everybody brah while I'm giving out fist bumps
I'll be a douchebag for your love

He's a douche, he's in love