The perfect pickle
The perfect pickle
Backing out my driveway and I notice something green
A pickle
A pickle's what I seen
Before I could hit the brakes I knew that I was out of time
I ran that pickle over and the crunch was quite sublime
There's a pickle on my road
And I ran him over
There's a pickle on my road
And I ran him over
I didn't mean to
Cause pickle
I love you
I tried to save you
Instead I killed you
The perfect pickle
Perfect pickle of them all
You might get a scar
Cause I crushed you with my car
Perfect Pickle
The greenest pickle ever seen
It's greener than a tree
Or a stick of broccoli
The perfect pickle
The perfect pickle
The perfect pickle
There's a pickle on my road
And I ran him over
There's a pickle on my road
And I ran him over