There' s war on TV
There's terror in the News
But your TV broke down
And you got holes in your shoes
Stay here and have a try
You know Fonzies don't lie
Eat more Fonzies
Eat more Fonzies
Eat more Fonzies
Your life is a mess
You can't afford your wife
But here is something great
Somethings gonna change your life
These couch-potatoes cry
You know Fonzies don't lie
Eat more Fonzies
Eat more Fonzies
Eat more Fonzies
You work like a dog
But taxes rip you off
Next day they'll kick you out
And you dream of a Kalashnikov
Step in and have a try
Uranium bullets don't lie
Eat more Fonzies
Eat more Fonzies
Eat more Fonzies
Yeah!