Our twisted lives are bound by fate
I love you so much that I can't see straight
But I'm telling you now cause I just couldn't wait
Cathy I'm gay for you
I waited around for men to call
And you were there throughout it all
Now I've seen more balls than a dancing hall
But Cathy I'm gay for you
Well, Amy I just don't know what to say
I just don't love you in that way (ouch)
I'm sorry to drop such a big bomb
But Amy I'm gay for your mom