I'm a hot blonde actress
My agent starves me
But I get to go to some prestigious parties, parties, parties
My fiancé knows Beyoncé
But it doesn't phase me
Cause I'm friends with Jay Z, Jay Z, Jay Z
We were dancing up in some mansion
And I saw the desert tray, and I went so cray cray
That I bit Beyoncé
She's so sweet...and low calorie
I bit Beyoncé and she was tasty
Then her bodyguards tried to waste me
But she stopped them. She said ""it's no problem"" if I were you
I'd try to eat me too
Cause I'm so sweet...and low calorie
Everyone who knows her
Had to sign a non-disclosure, closure, closure
I assured them that I don't have rabies
It's not like I'm out biting babies, babies, babies
Cause they're so sweet...and low calorie
But nobody bites the Queen B
Don't bite Beyoncé
Don't bite Beyoncé
Nobody bites Beyoncé
And gets away with it usually.
Don't bite Beyoncé