God damn,
I've finally caught up with two,
You've been walkin' for quite a while,
I didn't think I'd ever catch you,
But I'm afraid, it's my time now,
And for those who don't know,
Hi, my name is...
Callum gage,
Grab the page,
You're in his eminence,
Witness the war which I wage,
Step on the stage,
Just ask Twin Two who is Dangerous,
Go with the flow, you just drainin' down you sink,
Don't tip toe, oh,
Man, raise up your drink,
'Cos the conqueror's conned himself some confidence,
Compliments on set,
With a complete lack of respect,
'Cos what the hell is this,
Well this is,
Steppin' into your element, makin' it irrelevant,
Wakin' 'n' settin' pace, no second wasted,
Wait, it's,
Funny if you take the father 'n' the son from the equation,
You just get the greatest,
Settin' down a challenge,
Outrageous,
A plague is on ya,
Followed by a comma,
I put the dis in dishonour,
So don't lie 'n' ignore this offer,
Let me introduce you to the darkest side of my mind,
They call me James Kaan, baby,
The voice of the baritone chainsaw, baby,
The guy whose sole purpose is to make babies,
I got da boom, da bap,
So hold da ladies back,
Now make room,
Stand up, stand up, stand up,
From the front to the back,
Hands up, hands up, hands up,
From the front to the back,
They call me FMA, AKA,
The one with the ridiculously twisted - brain,
I'll never change,
I don't feel the same as you do,
I got Zach sat with his feet up in the back, as I cruise,
D-D-D-D-Down the gravel track,
To the shack, where the rat king waits but we crash,
Oh no,
It looks like I been at it again,
I been playin' with blades 'n' carvin' poetry into my skin,
Let me read out my soliloquy's,
Diggin' up the odes, rippin' out the sonnets cloggin' up my arteries,
I'm a failed alcoholic,
I swore I'd never be a quitter but I'm afraid that I broke my promise, honest,
I'm meticulous, emotionless 'n' confident,
A phenomena, I'm optimised for dominance,
I'm synonymous, with the ominous, you see,
They call me, they call me, they call me,
They call me James Kaan, baby,
The voice of the baritone chainsaw, baby,
The guy whose sole purpose is to make babies,
I got da boom, da bap,
So hold da ladies back,
Now make room,
Stand up, stand up, stand up,
From the front to the back,
Hands up, hands up, hands up,
From the front to the back,
Oh yeah, tell 'em,
I see you,
You're not stood up,
Yeah you,
Drivin' your car,
Hands up,
You,
Three rows from the back,
I see you, I see you,
Get those hands up,
Get those hands up,
Get 'em up,
They call me James Kaan, baby,
The voice of the baritone chainsaw, baby,
The guy whose sole purpose is to make babies,
I got da boom, da bap,
So hold da ladies back,
Now make room,
Stand up, stand up, stand up,
From the front to the back,
Hands up, hands up, hands up,
From the front to the back,
They call me James Kaan, baby,
The voice of the baritone chainsaw, baby,
The guy whose sole purpose is to make babies,
I got da boom, da bap,
So hold da ladies back,
Now make room,
Stand up, stand up, stand up,
From the front to the back,
Hands up, hands up, hands up,
From the front to the back,
Goodbye...