Well hello there, I'm the Cheshire Cat
With a maniacal grin 'n' a maniacal laugh, ha-ha
Your life I hope you treasure that, 'cos when you hear the rat-a-tat, I'm at your door
When me 'n' Matt approach, the awful sort
Unexplainable like dark matter
Fat cat 'cos I ate that pussy in the hat
This is no type of wonderland, slumber 'n' rest
Back to get the axe 'n' hacksaw
Alice please - I ain't anonymous
I'm Optimus the optimist, the reason that you slit your wrists
I persist through this bleak barren wasteland with clenched fists
Man, I'm king, you can't stop this
I crap on pop hits, write a synopsis
Brain schisms
And my guillotines 'n' scissors
And my deepest, darkest wishes
I'm cold-blooded like a lizard
Invite Miss Vissa 'n' Ninja over to dinner
Then serve them up as the dishes, itchin' 'n' twitching
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, disrespect the perfect 'n' interject
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, I won't stop 'til I drop 'n' I'm laid to rest
No more, no less, I confess, I will impress, 'til my lungs collapse 'n' I'm all out of breath
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, disrespect the perfect 'n' interject
Once upon a time a long time ago
When I was just a bunch of cells 'n' I was safe, I was warm
And I was just a little foetus waitin' to be reborn
I happened to happen upon a difficulty settin' you know
And with my baby eyes I realised, I could have such an easy life
I could be showered with money, gifts 'n' live my life for free 'n' the like
But then one day, when my dear mother's waters broke
I flicked that switch up to hardcore, iron man mode
Ready, set, go, get ready to let go
I'm spittin' with a Zef flow, all I hear is oh-no
Matt's comin' 'n' he's got 12 Gage with 'im in tow
Fear the new era, we're ready for war
A soundtrack of phat raps, a backpack packed with stim-paks
We're back to back 'n' holdin' the hordes back
ETA on evac, nah cancel that
I'm in the mood for mass genocide
So start stabbin' son 'n' don't forget the double tap
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, disrespect the perfect 'n' interject
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, I won't stop 'til I drop 'n' I'm laid to rest
No more, no less, I confess, I will impress, 'til my lungs collapse 'n' I'm all out of breath
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, disrespect the perfect 'n' interject
I'm a megalodon in a small pond, napalm in my palm, I'm droppin' the bombs
Hoppin' like a rabbit rabid rap, with Matt at my back, son 'n' father are back
I'm a cut above the rest, spittin' crazy razors
It's obvious my head's a mess, oblivious to everythin' you protest
FMA crest on my chest
I'm the rap sage, 12 Gage, make way
I remember this thirst
To devastate with a verse
And from my pen comes the curse
I'll never let you be first
My words are coated with germs
And all I see are the worms
Shut up 'n' let the cogs turn
And let the jealousy burn
You're witnessin' the birth of an idol
There's a new wave comin' 'n' it's tidal
The future's dark 'n' it's ginger, better run 'cos he'll find you
You're so far behind, you're still on vinyl
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, disrespect the perfect 'n' interject
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, I won't stop 'til I drop 'n' I'm laid to rest
No more, no less, I confess, I will impress, 'til my lungs collapse 'n' I'm all out of breath
I'm a nervous wreck, here to wreck your set, disrespect the perfect 'n' interject