The Floopydoops - No More Cantaloupes Lyrics

I wake up from my dream
Sitting amongst the great green trees
And there he was looking at me
What a catastrophe
I told you not to eat the froop
Now you're gonna have to leave the Garden of Gloop
And you'll never eat another cantaloupe
All you'll eat is mushroom soup
You too Schmoop, you have to go
Life is so unfair I know
But this is just the quid pro quo
Now f*ck off, cos I'm on smoko

Floop, Floop what have you done
You only had one job my son
Do you see the implications
You have failed my expectations
Floop, Floop what have you done
Was it really worth the fun
Do you understand my frustration
You were my prized creation

Poor old Schmoop he stands there broke
He's lost all his haemoglobin
We linger on as the gates are opened
'Twixt us not a word is spoken
I ended up on my arse
And on the ground there was no grass
Everything was just a little sparse
And a plague of locusts flew past
I'm out of blood, my face is blue
I wish I knew jujitsu
F*ck off to Mogadishu
Mark my words I'm coming for you

Floop, Floop what have you done
You only had one job my son
Do you see the implications
You have failed my expectations
Floop, Floop what have you done
Was it really worth the fun
Do you understand my frustration
You were my prized creation