Come around to hear a tale
While the swinging monkey bars regale you
Of my favorite girl to spendth
A quiet Friday recess with
The clashing swords of empires gone
The time we have slipping through my arms
As spaceships take off to mars
And James fell off the monkey bars
I built, by hand, a coronation
Made of snow and dedication
Your bridesmaids are all Ashleys friends
Who , for this event, made amends
And we got married in the ball park
The groomsmen all were great white sharks
And snow fell on your wedding day
And Ashley caught the bouquet
The sun shined right through my eyes
When you said you'd be my clementine
Blessed in snow, i know
That shes mine
Strictly speaking, i don't have the emotional capacity
Which is fine I'm surprised you could even accept the audacity
Of my proposal, seriously, when James friends are over there on the winning team
Why did i even draw my sword, i'm already so defeated
I've slain the mighty urchant king
And orange doesnt rhyme with anything
I'm a halfling guitar playing bard
And you are sunshine in a jar
I spent my gold on a snowball crown
And it melted before you were found
Keeping all that in perspective
I'd love to take you out to breakfast
The sun shined right through my eyes
When you said you'd be my clementine
Adored in snow, i know
That she's mine
If i'm being honest, i didn't get here on my own
But all my friends packed up their shields and all went home
Keeping up my con has cost me all my bones
Until i married you, and kissed you in front of the
King of rock and roll
It sounded like
Because of winn dixie
Because of winn dixie
We flew