Flirtatious Pancakes - Chicken Dick Lyrics

Welcome, we have been expecting you
All of our scientists are in the room
We've been studying you for so long
Baffled by the sheer size of your dong
Come into the lab where we'll measure you
Then fully cover up your dong with glue
We'll spread feathers all over your stick
You'll walk out of here with a chicken dick
Hello world, it is me
My name is Gerald you can call me G
I love sports and music
Gather 'round and see my chicken dick
Let's take photos to put on our shelf
For medical purposes and nothing else
One more question, hope it's not wrong
But can you sign it with your dong?
Let's do an X-ray of your bone
And I'll download it to my phone
What's that? You need to use the restroom?
It's right down the hall, I'll follow you
Hello world, it is me
My name is Gerald you can call me G
I love sports and music
Gather 'round and see my chicken dick
The world loves something that's slick
The world loves my chicken dick
Even though glue isn't slick
The world loves my chicken dick
The world loves something that's slick
The world loves my chicken dick
Even though glue isn't slick
The world loves my chicken dick
Hello world, it is me
My name is Gerald you can call me G
I love sports and music
Gather 'round and see my chicken dick
Hello world, it is me
My name is Gerald you can call me G
I love sports and music
Gather 'round and see my chicken dick