My friend blah blah blah who's in this cool band, they're on na na na records
I met them at this fest and we're all such great friends
We send each other X-mas cards and internet rumors
About where to get all the right records on a spectrum of colors of vinyl
I think they made eye contact with Ian MacKaye
They get into all the shows for free 'cos they do this inspiring zine
They sound like some obscure indie rock band that you don't give a shit about
But just ask me, I've got all their records, even the ones from after they sucked
Goddamn we're a tight knit community, we were the first kids on the block to hear Iron Maiden!