Cassie is insane
But I love her all the same
The way she moves improves the solar system
She teaches tang su hok
To ferocious old socks
Because you never know what comes around the next corner
It's kick, two, three, stab, five, six
Don't forget to smile
Jump, eight, nine, bat your eyes
Wait
Carefully, viciously
Always a surprise
I hope it isn't too late for the medicine
Cassie has a taste for ocean bottom waste
She could eat at least a two-master for breakfast
The way that her hair shimmers in the light as she chews
It makes me melt inside
It's kick, two, three, stab, five, six
Don't forget to smile
Jump, eight, nine, bat your eyes
Wait
Carefully, viciously
Always a surprise
I hope it isn't too late for the medicine
One night I asked her out
To question her about where she got that pretty smile of hers
And she said
Pfwrr
Hmmmmm
All right then, I replied
That makes perfect sense
I never knew it was really all that simple
She took me by the hand
And threw me in the air
And that is how we started our five hours dancing
It's kick, two, three, stab, five, six
Don't forget to smile
Jump, eight, nine, bat your eyes
Wait
Carefully, viciously
Always a surprise
I hope it isn't too late
It's kick, two, three, stab, five, six
Don't forget to smile
Jump, eight, nine, bat your eyes
Wait
Carefully, viciously
Always a surprise
I hope it isn't too late for the medicine