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Picture this, an American scene
Lost in the cover of a magazine
Bible belt baby wanna be a queen
Lord Momma tried to keep her little boy clean
She found him with her high heels on
A two-foot train of green chiffon
That messy lip was overdrawn
It was shocking and obscene
Momma knows she's been blessed
And she's always done her best
To cheer her little angel on
No matter how he's dressed
Now her baby boy is grown
On stage in wigs and silicone
After the show she's crying
Child what did you drag me into
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Imagine this, it's Christmas Eve
Time for the church nativity
Papa's in the front row trying to see
Rubs his eyes 'cause he can't believe
Mary, Mary, mother mild
Is played by a familiar child
His son is walking down the aisle
To a virgin shall conceive
Papa takes most things in stride
And he works hard to provide
He likes tradition and when gender roles
Are clear and codified
So he'll never understand
Why his son is not a man
All that he can say is
Boy, what did you drag me into
I was baptized at the age of twelve
Under the water I came under a spell
I heard the holy ghost in the chlorine, she said
Girl you better go make a hell of a scene
Yeah
Girl you better go now
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Momma, why you melting down
Some babies show up with a crown
And nothing you can say or do
Is gonna turn that shimmer down
There ain't no need to be ashamed
But if you want someone to blame
Look up to heaven and cry
Lord, what did you drag me into
Oh yeah
What did you drag me into
What did you drag me into
What did you drag me into
What did you drag me into
What did you drag me into
What did you drag me into