On the outside he seem real nice, a pleasant fellow
When you walk by, you get a smile, a gentle hello
He wears nice suits, wing tip shoes, a paisley tie
But if you say "cheesecake" in front of Uncle Charlie, you will die
'Cuz Uncle Charlie's crazy
Those who've said it do not doubt it
He hates the taste of cheesecake
No one knows what it is about it
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He kills with lots of malice
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He's evil and he's callous
He'll be your friend until the end, a loyal pal
He's even got a wife, a couple of kids, and a dog named Al
He's got success, a wife, a house, a brand new car
But there's one word that'll make Uncle Charlie go too far
'Cuz Uncle Charlie's crazy
Those who've said it do not doubt it
He hates the taste of cheesecake
No one knows what it is about it
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He kills with lots of malice
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He's evil and he's callous