The Flaming Intestines - I Kiltm Lyrics

At the store feeling fantastic
He gave me paper instead of plastic
What'd you do Stu?
I kiltm, I kiltm

Accountant called gave me the news
Told me 200 dollars was due
What happened next, Stu?
I kiltm, I liltm

Sitting under a tree in my yard
Acorn fell on my head kinda hard
How'd you handle that, Stu?
I kiltm, I liltm

Watching my favorite TV show
Power goes out with five minutes to go
Ya do something new, Stu?
I kiltm, I kiltm

Then I had a dark chocolate bar
Sun melted it onto the seat of my car
Lemme guess what you did, Stu
I kiltm, I kiltm

At the gas station feelin' fine
Guy pumps 87 octane instead of 89
What'd you do, Stu?
I let him go...
Nah, I kiltm