My eyes are red, and I can't sleep
It's been this way for a week
I'm on a diet and I cut out meat
But all I crave is a sausage feast
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm sick
I believe I'm deficient in vitamin dick
Doctor, doctor, can you run some tests?
Write the prescription, and I'll do the rest
My best friend Susie was real depressed
I lent an ear, well I tried my best
She was talking about ending it all
But I was thinkin' 'bout cocks and balls
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm sick
I believe I'm deficient in vitamin dick
Doctor, doctor, can you run some tests?
Write the prescription, and I'll do the rest
It's a natural remedy
It's just like therapy
Doctor please!
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm sick
I believe I'm deficient in vitamin dick
Doctor, doctor, can you run some tests?
Write the prescription, and I'll do the rest!