Free Range Humans Video (MV)

My favourite part of a family braai
Is capturing the family
I like my kids grass fed
My pensioners organic and cage-free

How dare you judge me while you try to be their voice?
Eating old people is a personal choice

Don't try to push your views around
Now excuse me while I chow down on Charlie Brown

Free range humans
(I'm an ethical man)
Free range humans
(With an organic plan)

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-Hush now, my wriggly lunch box
It will all be over soon
I'm getting pretty hungry and it's almost noon
If humans weren't meant to be eaten
Why are you made up of meat then, ay?

For every human you don't eat
I'll get to eat another 2
And maybe if I'm lucky
My next meal will consist of you
And your family too

It's morally acceptable this way
I'll buy anything if the labels say
Free range, grass fed, happily slaughtered
With love and kindness today, okay?

Free range humans
(I'm an ethical man)
Free range humans
(With an organic plan)

You can't spell humane without human
You can't spell slaughter without laughter
You can't spell humane without human
You can't spell slaughter without laughter
Humane Slaughter
Human laughter
Humane laughter
Human slaughter

Free range humans
(I'm an ethical man)
Free range humans
(With an organic plan)