Dancing Goats Video (MV)

Wake up to my alarm
Beeping so I swing my arm around to
Shut it off, it's way too loud
And that's when I realize my head is pounding
God damn I'm hungover as f*ck
I need some water to chug, I head to
The bathroom to take a piss
And fill my Nalgene at the sink

Beer for dinner, bad idea
It's not every day that I try something new
But when I'm presented with the Stoli challenge
I'll ride the rainbow with my crew
Smoking cigarettes during pull-up contests
Argue 'bout nothin' 'til I turn blue
Power hour with potent pilsners
Afterwards I had to boot and rally

Went out on a Friday night
Tried not to get into a fight, but of course
There's always a couple of bros
That gotta go and take my bullshit literal
Cute girl down the length of the bar
Try to flirt but I don't get far, so I am
Destined to be alone
But at least there's beer to drown my sorrows

Wizard sticks tower over my head
Delicious taquitos I got from Sevs
Locking myself out of my room
Forgot I did, but I presume
Correcting people on their semantics
It's called Beirut you f*cking goons
Bottle of wine is drained and it's late
Adult Swim's on, I'll watch cartoons

Pointless degenerate
I am a piece shit, don't listen
To me, I'm demonstrably
An expert in terrible life choices
Shit f*ck