First Class Leg Space - Mystery Meat Lyrics

Nice to meat you
Hospitality is kinda my thing
After all you've been through
You must be starving

Well I am sorry
I can't offer you a lot
But do not worry
There's something special in the pot

Take a bite grab a treat
You gotta try my mystery meat!
Finger licking premium flavor
That will sweep you off your feet
So stop your picky eating behavior try my
Mystery meat!

Nevermind the stench
And what sounds like human screams
Is just vermin living at my expense
In the cellar underneath

Nevermind my roomie
Behind his apron and his hook
His inhumane size his deformed head you'll see
Is a damn fine cook!

Take a bite grab a treat!
You gotta try my mystery meat!
Finger licking premium flavor
That will sweep you off your feet
So stop your picky eating behavior try my
Mystery meat!

C'mon man just open your mouth
I know you're hungry you know you're hungry
Sooner or later you gotta eat

Stay right in your seat it is not time for you to leave
And I am all out of snacks just got my mystery meat
You're starting to look weak you know a man has gotta eat
And I am all out of snacks!

Take a bite grab a treat!
You gotta try my mystery meat!
Finger licking premium flavor
That will sweep you off your feet
So stop your picky eating behavior try my
Mystery meat!