Finn Barber - Culinary Misdirection Lyrics

In the supermarket where veggies reign supreme
There sat a misplaced sausage in the vegetarian dream
Placed by mistake a meaty interlude
Amongst the greens it felt awkward and crude
Oh Sausage in the veggie section
A culinary misdirection
Vegan eyes a fateful connection
A twist in the tale a strange confection

Along came a vegan with a heart so green
Eyeing the sausage like a scene from a dream
She picked up the Richmond with a curious gaze
A carnivorous journey in vegan haze
Oh Sausage in the veggie section
A culinary misdirection
Vegan eyes a fateful connection
A twist in the tale a strange confection

When she took a bite a moment's reflection
Flavours exploded a tasty resurrection
From vegan delight to meaty affection
A carnivorous twist a culinary connection

From that day forward in the butcher's domain
She embraced the meat with a delicious refrain
From sausage to steak a carnivorous cheer
She ventured beyond with a meaty frontier

Sausage in the veggie section
A culinary misdirection
Vegan eyes a fateful connection
A twist in the tale a strange confection
Oh Sausage in the veggie section
A culinary misdirection
Vegan eyes a fateful connection
A twist in the tale a strange confection