Did you think that they'd take you
Once you had evolved?
That your first world problems
Would all be solved?
You were wrong
Strung along
Till reason was gone
And the will to live on
Escape reality
To rot in infamy
Did you have second thoughts once
The deed has been done?
Did the blinders come off, did
The goal seem far-flung?
Did you cry?
Stammer "why?"
Look to the sky
And see through the lie?
Transcend humanity
Brainwashed by Do and Ti
Just a dumb sop thinking Hale Bop
Will mean a trip to the heavens
And reward what you wrought
Lay the bodies on their beds
Wait your turn soon you'll be dead!
Drink your fill of phenobarbital
And sing with the others as you
Expire in the rubble
We're all high now we're all gonna fly
On the ship behind the comet as it passes by
Hey ET won't you please take me
I'm the best one on the planet, take my corpse and see
Doing God's work has gotta have its perks
And we'll fly off in a spaceship just like Captain Kirk