Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank
Give a man a bank, he'll rob the world
Thank you darling, but no thanks
I'd rather plant my garden, watch the marigolds unfurl
Roots are drugged, town's full of thugs, shoots get shot
Suffocate without windows in a box
Librarians are communists and windmills are stopped
Under stars in withered circle crops
Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank
Give a man a bank, he'll rob the world
Thank you darling, but no thanks
I'd rather plant my garden, watch the marigolds unfurl
Yeah camouflage, jungle yard, branches, leaves, weed and bark
Little patch, steam-rolled into flats
Concrete moats, 'n houses built so fast
Mother nature cries, n' that itch becomes a scratch
Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank
Give a man a bank, he'll rob the world
Thank you darling, but no thanks
I'd rather plant my garden, watch the marigolds unfurl
Don't get a lawyer, buy a judge
Fossil bones, Gina moans, over oil and rocks and stuff
Dad I dug a big big hole, now it's filling up with sludge
Stock marketeers are shooting up
Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank
Give a man a bank, he'll rob the world
Thank you darling, but no thanks
I'd rather plant my garden, watch the marigolds unfurl
Yeah Rupert screamed at halloween, fairy tales and tax
As bunyips hunt in misty mallee shrouds
Sparks burst from my spleen, a catherine-wheel that can't relax
All these cunning stunts will make some parents proud
Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank
Give a man a bank, he'll rob the world
Thank you darling, but no thanks
I'd rather plant my garden, watch the marigolds unfurl
I'd rather plant my garden, watch the marigolds unfurl