[ Featuring Fairytales ]
Gareth, oh Gareth, the goat so round
He roams the fields, never touching the ground
Munching on grass, leaves, and flowers, you see
Gareth, oh Gareth, what will you eat?
Gareth, the hungry goat, he eats everything (everything)
From apples to socks, he's the eating king (eating king)
No plate too full, no feast too grand
Gareth, the goat, he'll eat it all, understand?
Gareth, oh Gareth, his appetite immense
He swallows hay bales, and they make no sense
But we love him so, this cheeky little beast
Gareth, oh Gareth, the goat we'll never cease
