The F-Flats - You're 16, You're Beautiful, and I'm in Jail Lyrics

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16 years old
Impossible more like 23
Hambone said its biological and he would if he were me
So now we're on our first date an office party it seemed
But it looked kinda like a prom
And i knew something was going on
When i was kinged and she was queened

But i'm not that kind of guy
And her mom and dad would try (To break us)
But what difference is five years if love is true?

Actually i know ariel
Her sweet 16 pictures are hanging in my cell
Oh i don't know where you are
But i hope you're doing well, ariel

She looked so much older with her head on my shoulder
She cried please please don't be mad
I said how could i but you must realize
I could get shot when i meet your dad

Now i don't know the law but the lights that i saw
Explain why her parents acted so calmly i said
I'm sorry officer but i just don't know what statutory means