I was thinking about the good old days
Things good for you anyways
About the times I've missed
The laughs the phone
There's a one big crime
I was just too young
Too young too young
Too bad too bad
Too bad you're just too young
Now older folks
They seem to know
They keep telling me they do anyhow
And what they say is most profound
And all these things ladies and gentlemen
I will expound
Talk about it that is
Talk about it
Too young too young
Too bad too bad
Too bad you're just too young
All them mean old lies
Enough for them to realize
That uh purple hearts
That and other things
Not like we should stay home
And watch the tele
And rave over Bing Crosby that is
The old drama
Too young too young
Too bad too bad
Too bad you're just too young
Not to worry as the years go by
My sentence will shorten and soon it will be
My time to pass judgments on some other guy
By eighteen or nineteen should just be fine
You get at least ten years for that great crime
Ten years later what happens
Is we're sixty-five in a scandal we use the world
Strip clubs on Monday nights