Fercris Hart - Not Responsible Lyrics

Well, I'm not responsible, that's my problem
Guess that makes me a lot of trouble
At least that's what the judge and jury said
I drove my pickup through some yards
Got in a fight with a security guard
All on the night before we were wed

There was a little bit of alcohol in the booze
The stripper left me horny and confused
So I went for a little ride
Found myself outside a farmers door
Chasin' his bull with a two by four
I think I left before the sheriff could arrive

If I could write that Country song
I'd tell the world what went wrong
If I could write the words and melody
But it seems I lost my voice
Since you left me without a choice
Every day I'm so lonesome you see

I crashed through a fence on to the turnpike
I was out of them cigarettes that I like
But I'd misplaced my mama's ATM card
Lucky for me right under my seat
Was my six gun revolver, it looked so sweet
I got an idea didn't seem too hard

I flipped a U turn on the highway median
At a hundred miles an hour I was screaming
I'll take on all comers, come what may
I don't recall robbing the Circle K store
I just fired two shots the cops said more
Bachelor parties sometimes turn out that way

If I could write that Country song
I'd tell the world what went wrong
If I could write the words and melody
But it seems I lost my voice
Since you left me without a choice
Every day I'm so lonesome you see

They booked into the county jail
It hurts my feelings you wouldn't throw my bail
Waitin' at the altar while they took my fingerprints
I guess my carrying on didn't go over so well
My little activities must have broke the spell
Now you see I'm a frog and not your prince

In the Number One book upon my shelf
The Lord says don't be too hard on yourself
But I'm sorry I wrecked your special day
I'm not the first to miss his wedding day
I'm sorry about the costs baby but I'll pay
It's all I can do to fix the mess I made

If I could write that Country song
I'd tell the world what went wrong
If I could write the words and melody
But it seems I lost my voice
Since you left me without a choice
Every day I'm so lonesome you see

Every day I'm so lonesome you see