Yeeeah oh my god
Wooooooo holy shitballs
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, how much is this gonna pay me
This is my biggest win ever, this is my biggest win ever
This is my biggest win ever, this is my biggest win ever
This is my biggest win ever
My lovely wife Sharron called me on the phone
Stupid bitch put another mortgage on our home
Saying we have no money, uhgh we're gonna go bankrupt
I'm on a roll at the pokeys you stupid, naggy cunt
Payslip comes in, straight into the slot machine
The only f*ckin' way to get any dopamine
I remember the first time I went to Tom's Tavern
Who knew a single button could have so much action
No more sleeping on the couch, I ain't been home for weeks
I've been alot better without them, bunch of f*ckin' freaks
They're always whinging to me about ending up on the streets
They think i'm a f*cking clown, they don't know my techniques
My game's so good they're gonna kick me out
Security's a bunch of f*ckwits short and stout
I'll kick em to the curb like the rodent they are
They'll find you floating at the Burdekin reservoir
Man f*ck you, no way I just lost it all dude
This rigged-ass one on one blackjack dude
Look at this, oh I'm so surprised, no way
No f*ckin' way dude
If you lose your money, that's your fault
That's called God saying you're not worthy
But God wants me to win
Don't try to f*ckin' stop me
I make no excuses, I don't care if it's rigged
The sparky life is done, I'm finally free
'Cuz when I push that button I'm gonna hit it big
I'm comin for the big leagues
Don't try to make no theories
God's on my side, there's no logic
'Cuz it was written in stone that I would hit it big
That I would hit it big
That I would hit it big
While experiencing a loss in gambling can be disheartening
It's essential to remember that setbacks are not the end of the road
Think of each loss as a valuable lesson earned
The thrill of gambling lies not only in victories
But also in the challenges that test your mettle
So if you find yourself at a crossroads after a loss
Let it fuel your determination, ignite your passion, and spur you onward
For in the realm of gambling, as in life
The greatest rewards often await those bold enough to embrace the uncertainty
And persevere against the odds
And remember that the next big win may be just around the corner
Yeah, who won the lottery? I did
Smell that air, couldn't you just drink it like booze? Hahaha
I'm not playin' checkers no I'm playing f*ckin' god chess
Losin' thirty million nah that don't weigh on my conscience
Winnin', winnin', winnin', winnin', That's what f*ckin' god says
Try to drag me down you better hope that you got Medicare
Drag me from the slot machine, you think I'm done? (Nope)
Give some knives to some crackheads and we'll see who won
I got fifty grand on the one that just puked
And with God on my side, the others boutta get nuked
Don't try to f*ckin' stop me
I make no excuses, I don't care if it's rigged
The sparky life is done, I'm finally free
'Cuz when I push that button I'm gonna hit it big
I'm comin for the big leagues
Don't try to make no theories
God's on my side, there's no logic
'Cuz it was written in stone that I would hit it big