It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, never ever come back no more
Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood.
Stagger Lee
He said, "Mr. Mother F*cker, you know who I am?"
The barkeep said, "No, and I don't give a good god-damn!"
To Stagger Lee
He said, Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherf*cker Stagger Lee
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherf*cking asses like you every day
Mr. Stagger Lee
Well, those were the last words that the barkeep said
Cause Stag put four holes in his motherf*cking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, O God, he can't be dead!
Stag said, Well, just count the holes in the motherf*cker's head.
She said, You look like you ain't scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime
Mr. Stagger Lee
But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr.Stagger Lee
I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll f*ck Billy Dilly in his motherf*cking ass
Said Stagger Lee
I'm a bad motherf*cker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, You must be
That bad motherf*cker called Stagger Lee."
Stagger Lee
Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because if you don't you're gonna be dead
Said Stagger Lee
Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.
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It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, never ever come back no more
Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood.
Stagger Lee
He said, "Mr. Mother F*cker, you know who I am?"
The barkeep said, "No, and I don't give a good god-damn!"
To Stagger Lee
He said, Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherf*cker Stagger Lee
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherf*cking asses like you every day
Mr. Stagger Lee
Well, those were the last words that the barkeep said
Cause Stag put four holes in his motherf*cking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, O God, he can't be dead!
Stag said, Well, just count the holes in the motherf*cker's head.
She said, You look like you ain't scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime
Mr. Stagger Lee
But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr.Stagger Lee
I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll f*ck Billy Dilly in his motherf*cking ass
Said Stagger Lee
I'm a bad motherf*cker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, You must be
That bad motherf*cker called Stagger Lee."
Stagger Lee
Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because if you don't you're gonna be dead
Said Stagger Lee
Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, never ever come back no more
Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood.
Stagger Lee
He said, "Mr. Mother F*cker, you know who I am?"
The barkeep said, "No, and I don't give a good god-damn!"
To Stagger Lee
He said, Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherf*cker Stagger Lee
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherf*cking asses like you every day
Mr. Stagger Lee
Well, those were the last words that the barkeep said
Cause Stag put four holes in his motherf*cking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, O God, he can't be dead!
Stag said, Well, just count the holes in the motherf*cker's head.
She said, You look like you ain't scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime
Mr. Stagger Lee
But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr.Stagger Lee
I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll f*ck Billy Dilly in his motherf*cking ass
Said Stagger Lee
I'm a bad motherf*cker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole
Said Stagger Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, You must be
That bad motherf*cker called Stagger Lee."
Stagger Lee
Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because if you don't you're gonna be dead
Said Stagger Lee
Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.