Season of loving wanna bring my buddies over
I'm sure that I can fit them all in my enclosure
It's time to get this party jingle bell rocking
I hope you brought some gifts to fill up my stocking
Merry Jizzmas, I wish a white Christmas for you
Merry Jizzmas, Happy Hanukcum to the Jews
Merry Jizzmas and have a happy new beer
Merry Jizzmas, you only got the boner to fear
Candles burning, got the turkey in the oven
Pour some gravy on me after I get the stuffing
I'm not finished, hope you're ready for dessert
Santa's sugar cookies always make me squirt
Merry Jizzmas, I wish a white Christmas for you
Merry Jizzmas, Happy Hanukcum to the Jews
Merry Jizzmas and have a happy new beer
Merry Jizzmas, you only got the boner to fear