Time To Retire lyrics by LaBrea Tar Pits Head music by Faxed Head Pretty sweet Mary Jane Confectionary and so named In her polka dotted dress Thomas Lipton's tea is best Fisk threads! Fast lead! Faxed Head! Forced fed! Fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist Get a load of these breasts They're the best in the west Under folds I perspire I like sex, I'm for hire Fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist The yawning lad in PJs Dreams of asphalt and spires Once did try to run away But now it's time to retire.