Wyoming Hair lyrics by McPatrick Head music by Faxed Head I'm going to grow Wyoming hair My parents sit on fat chair They don't care -- care! Rockers are growing Wyoming hair We bang our head -- bleed We see girl -- spill seed We like cake -- need! Wyoming hair, clothes of tweed! My dick is Montana grown My brother's voice -- a monotone Don't tell me cut your Wyoming hair I'm nail you on a cross and piss on you Nail you on a cross and piss on you Rockers are growing Wyoming hair The Astronaut lyrics by McPatrick Head music by Faxed Head They put a man into space He shit is pants on the moon The whole galaxy was watching The earth's face, dripping yolk Then he comes back home And he has a huge garage sale With a phony wood-grain toilet seat For five bucks, it's yours. Astronauts are only human And humans need souvenirs You can own the astronaut's toilet seat Or spend five bucks On six more beers.