My name is Solid Snake and I'm here to say
I crawl around in a cardboard box all day
Tranqing fools and stealing tools
Gotta save the world from the Patriot ghouls
I move around at the speed of sound
Don't even try looking 'cause I'll never be found
Step on up and challenge me
Mess up my flow, you'll end up six feet under, with my daddy and my bro
I've got my bandana, infinite ammo
Makes those enemies scream and go, "Oh hell no"
Specifically Johnny, sorry about the bad rations
Heh, heh, Huh?
Colonel. Kept you waiting, huh?
Snake, I advise caution
Otacon's detected five genome soldiers converging on your position
Don't worry, Colonel. I'm a trained professional
Wait, Snake, wait!
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!