FapThenNap - Stepdad Bro Flow Lyrics

Penetrate that pussy all night
I swear to God, that shit so tight
But I swear on my life to my lord Jesus Christ
I didn't realize it was actually your mother, no lie

But back to the topic of your mother
I swear to God, she's genuinely not like any other
I woke up to breakfast in bed with bacon, eggs, pancakes, and butter
And I know at this time it's awkward 'cause I'm the same age as you, I should be your stepbrother
But don't worry bro, I'll make sure you adjust to your new home
If there's anything you need, just make sure to hit me up over the phone

Well a few weeks passes on down the road, and I just got home
This motherf*cker is wanting to yell at retards on Comedy Night over the microphone
So I peep my head in to ask this motherf*cker "Have you lost your soul?"
He screams "Shut the f*ck up dad, go away! I'm on my favorite game, you asshole!"

So then I come in with the metal baseball bat
I swung at his monitor a few times, pat, pat, pat
When I do this, I can hear a bunch of laughs
While my faggot ass son sissily reacts
Wah wah wah, and I responded with
No that that that's what you get get get
For continously acting like such a motherf*cking dick dick dick