How's it going upstairs
You haven't seen him
Since last friday
You and I
We were both there
He was making a big deal about what you were wearing
And now he's at this party
Telling you that he cares
This shit's so sad
And like, so f*cking boring
If I were him I think I'd be more aware
Of the hundred people you got waiting for you
Cause' I'm first in line
Put my lipgloss on in the bathroom
And if I could
I'd be drenched in your perfume
But you need to do what you want
(Do what you want)
It's just I'm not so into the music
And really I'd rather just leave y'all to it
But you got the keys to my car
In the right hand pocket
Of my jacket you have on
And it sucks to know that he's the one
Taking it off
And it sucks to know that you thought about
What it would cost
If I were him
You thought about it
If I were him
You thought about it
If I were him
I think I'd be more aware
Of the hundred people
You got waiting for you
Cause' I'm first in line
Cause' I'm first in line