Fairly Good Music - Put Down the Banana Phone Lyrics

Late at night, feeling all alone
Just pick up the phone
Don't use a banana, no
I know it's tempting
The shape and the bright yellow tone
But trust me my friend
Here's a better idea now that you're grown
You can't use a banana to call your Mom
It's time to let that fantasy be gone
Take my advice said the 'nana, call your Mom
It's time to let that fantasy be gone
Take my advice and eat that banana yum yum
It's tasty and delicious, full of vitamins
Banana phone it's not the way to go
Put it down enjoy the fruit you know
Don't call your Mom with it
There's no dial tone
So take my advice and eat that banana
It's not a phone
So eat the banana but don't eat your phone
It's time for a snack and you gotta call home
Let's get it right so your Mom will feel good
And fill your tummy up just like you should
But remember that banana is not a phone
Maybe put it in your pocket where it's been
So friends will know you're happy to see them again
Oh yeah
You can't use a banana to call your Mom
It's time to let that fantasy be gone
Take my advice said the 'nana, call your Mom
It's time to let that fantasy be gone
Take my advice and eat that banana yum yum
It's tasty and delicious, full of vitamins
Banana phone it's not the way to go
Put it down enjoy the fruit you know
Don't call your Mom with it
There's no dial tone
So take my advice and eat that banana
It's not a phone