We don't wanna pay our taxes
Were too busy sitting on our asses
Do your part and pay for us
Were social scum don't give a f*ck
I don't wanna get a job
Too busy jerking in my sock
Need some smokes and cheap ass beer
I get f*cked up that's my career
Freeloader fantasy
I don't need a big old house
I'll settle for someone's shitty couch
Well they're at work ill sleep all day
In my boxers there I lay
I don't need a lot in life
I sure don't need no nine to five
Got my songs I got my band
In my eyes that's a solid plan
Freeloader fantasy