All the highways
They smell like shit
But there's no other place where
I call home
Endless traffic
Everyone's pissed
New Jersey
It's where I roam
I hate it but I love it
I wanna leave but I wanna stay
Too many people
In the public bathrooms
I need to use the stall
I can't pee with someone next to me
There's always someone next to me
In New Jersey
We got beaches
So take your pick
But the sand gets so hot
You might just stick, might just stick, you might just stick
Well that's if you can get there Good luck on the bridge
I'll see you in the water if you ever get off of it
Too many people
Driving round in their cars
Rubbernecking city
You're never going that far
Our State's named the Garden
But the Garden can't be found
But the garden can't be found
Everywhere you look
It's a city, not a town
Dear New Jersey, Dear New Jersey,
Dear New Jersey, Dear New Jersey
But seriously
New Jersey
I love you
Dear New Jersey
Thanks for all the times
Wish I had some time to name
Past and present place
Or that future face
You introduced to me
Thanks for all the lines
All the traffic fines
Frustration dear to me
You'll always have a home
You'll never be alone
You'll always have a friend
In New Jersey
Dear New Jersey
Dear New Jersey
Can't take me out of Jersey
Can't take the Jersey out of me
I hate it
But I love it
I want to leave
But I want to stay
Too many people
Drivin' round in their cars
Never ever travel that far
Never ever travel that far
Dear New Jersey
Dear New Jersey